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Jimmy Kimmel on Trump's midterm closing argument at the reflecting pool: "a massive piece of pool"

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On Jimmy Kimmel Live, Jimmy Kimmel's monologue takes on Donald Trump's closing argument before the midterm election, which Trump delivered in front of the reflecting pool Kimmel calls "ill-fated." Kimmel jokes that the man who promised to drain the swamp made his last stand at "his own man-made swamp," then plays the real clip of Trump calling it "a massive piece of pool."

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Who
Jimmy Kimmel
Where
monologue - Jimmy Kimmel Live
Original footage
Jimmy Kimmel Live · watch the full video from this moment
Length
45 seconds, unedited within the cut
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Trump made his closing argument today. He chose to do that in front of his ill -fated reflecting pool. And we're better to reassure the public that they are in good hands than in front of a pool you've repeatedly botched to the tune of $16 million. Donald Trump, the man who famously promised to drain the swamp, made his last stand at the site of his own man -made swamp, standing victoriously in front of this hard -won pond like the soldiers who triumphed at Iwo Jima. This has been, this is a massive piece of, piece of pool. There's never been anything like when you look at the sign. Right, it is, it is indeed a massive piece of pool when you look at the sign.

Machine transcript of the clip's audio; names are checked, small words may differ.

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